things i never dreamed i would think

i would like to start a new feature, if you will, on the blog entitled, "things i never dreamed i would think." it has recently come to my attention that my brain has been normalizing some very odd thoughts, and i would like to keep track of these developments.

this is not about lessons learned. for instance, "don't give spies real information" (post to follow) doesn't count. it's also not about moderately contrived thoughts like "as payment for a warm, gooey, soft, fresh-baked cookie, i think i would be willing to give up one of my less important digits." no, no. this is for things that are so random and repeated that i've become inured to them:

"there's a gecko in the silverware again."